HTBAFJ: Rock Your Futuristic Button

PROLOGUE HTBAJ: Treat Symptoms of Addiction as Indicators of a Need for Systemic Incorporation
A jerk who rhapsodizes too extensively about one particularly useless thing (i.e. facebook) first decides to stop writing about it completely and three days later decides that it should probably be it’s own weekly feature. (HTBA[F]J).

Jerks will tell you “You can take your 1″-button-maker- sold-on-ebay-for-$375 and shove it… facebook status is the new button.” (And sitting at home refreshing is the new walking around town.)

EPILOGUE HTBAJ: Preface and Sufface
(Sufface?) Jerks maintain that information density is not a vice.

One Response to “HTBAFJ: Rock Your Futuristic Button”

  1. jerkvril Says:

    you can take your indignation at a $375 button maker, shove it, and buy the motherfucker already!

    sitting at home making buttons is the new sitting at home refreshing, dontcha know?

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