A jerk will assume — since sweating is basically a shower from the inside out — that a person who takes a shower and then rides a bike for 10km and a person who just hops on the bike and rides the same distance will be pretty much equally clean (relatively if not absolutely) at the end of the experiment. This explains why jerks skip the shower step.

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