Jerks who don’t partake in keg stands before the kegs are gone are jerks who don’t have what it takes to man up and stick with the night. These are jerks who miss out on damaging knees and destroying pants getting over the fence at the public pool at 3am to partake in the astonishing menagerie of disparate and intrinsically incompatible social subcultures coming together peacefully in the innocent joy of illicit night swimming.

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