Jerks wait until you’ve been awake for 30 hours, you smell like an ashtray dropped into a campfire, you can’t sit up straight under your own power, you’re mediating a battle between three hangovers and you’re in the back seat of a car to salvation to ask you “Do you think the pope masturbates?”

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