The Surprising Feasibility of a Life of Crime

In my city when you’re standing on a darkened street corner in the rain and using a reciprocating saw to cut through the U lock on a bicycle secured to a parking meter… people smile at you as they walk by.

Maybe they found the saw intimidating?

Maybe they thought I would be comfortable riding a girl’s bike?

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