I think this is possibly the creepiest cake I’ve ever seen.

What do you get when you call Wal-Mart and say “I’d like a cake, and it should say ‘Best Wishes Suzanne’ and underneath that ‘We will miss you’”?

You get the best cake ever.

Testing…testing…is this thing on?

I was looking up the definition for ‘moar’ to make sure I was using it right… check out entry #2 listed on urbandictionary.com.

Wan’t!

I don’t think their definitions are peer reviewed.

Today’s lesson is that a four-drawer letter sized filing cabinet does not fit into a 2001 Nissan Sentra.

Gay village Halloween hilarity for life.
Bar blogging for life.
3am Frans with doubly wet socks for life.
Sunday afternoon facebook photo detagging for life.
T-shirt sheets for life.
Filing cabinets for life.

Don’t u love bacon?

Omg I’m blogging.

…that the world wide conspiracy to ruin my life continues unabated.

Upon returning home from the grocery store last week and after pulling out the dozen brown eggs I had purchased there in order to fulfil my desire for a breakfast burrito, I discovered* something shocking: a single white egg among the browns. ‘How could such a bizzare anomaly occur?’ I wondered puzzledly as I broke the egg that clearly did not belong into the pan along with some of the others, who obviously had not been allowing it to play in their reindeer games when the fridge lights went out.

It was only after I had consumed it that I thought a quick picture of the single white egg in a carton of brown ones would make for the perfect imagery to accompany a simply hilarious love letter regarding diversity and segregation in the egg world; or perhaps in the entire grocery sector. But woe was me for I had, as I said, eaten it.

The day was saved when I realized, much later, that there were other eggs to be had. I decided that during my next trip to the grocery store I would buy some white eggs, and just intentionally recreate the mind-boggling oddity and fraudulently pass it off as the genuine article. But when I got there, the day found itself once again unsaved. No white eggs to be found. And, let’s be honest. What are the chances, in our three-rows-of-everything-right-when-you-need-it society, of a full sized grocery store having nothing but brown eggs in the absence of a world-wide conspiracy to destroy the things I love?

And now what will I write about?

*This is a lie, as I clearly noticed the non-conforming egg in the grocery store while I was diligently open and twelve-pokeing to identify a full compliment of intact specimens in my continuing impersonation of a competent grocery shopper.

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