Oh sorry… I was over here talking to this guy and totally didn’t notice that it’s 2008 and I never wished you a happy new year. Really quite shoddy manners, I know. I’m still waiting for Avril to finish that modern etiquette book she’s been promising — then I’ll finally have a chance of appearing in polite society without making an absolute ass of myself.

Anyway, what are your resolutions? I make a couple, but I’ve totally forgotten what they were.

I thought that last one about hating facebook was the perfect inaugural love letter for IMPORTING JERK SPOT INTO FACEBOOK VIA MY NOTES. Jerk Spot… it’s not just a porn site on my jerkberry anymore.

It’s not easy being this hypocritical. I make it look easy… but it’s not.

My transformation into one of “those people” is complete. I have told people to come here.

(Hi Emily. Hi Matt.)

Jerk Spot has taken over my life.

Yours too I hope.